No Way to Treat a Body (Quincy, M.E.)

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No Way to Treat a Body
Episode title card
Series Quincy, M.E.
Season 3
Episode 8
Airdate November 30, 1978
Airtime 60 minutes
Runtime approx. 51 minutes without commercials
Production No. 51023
Writer Robert Crais & Bill Seal
Director Ron Satlof
Music by
Guest Star(s) Joan Shawlee; Malcolm Atterbury; Kay E. Kuter; Ed Begley Jr.; Marj Dusay; Bibi Osterwald
Victim Four unidentified female residents (mummified)
Autopsy Findings One female shows evidence of homicide predating natural mummification
Network Network logo
NBC
Production Company Production company logo
Universal Television / MCA
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Quincy discovers mummified remains in 'No Way to Treat a Body'
Quincy confronts the horror in a boarding house closet

Episode Quote

“They treated the bodies like garbage—left them to rot and dried them out. That’s no way to treat a human being.”
~ **Dr. Quincy**

Episode Overview

No Way to Treat a Body (S3 E8) aired on November 30, 1978:contentReference[oaicite:0]{index=0}. Quincy’s girlfriend moves into a boarding house—and the tenants discover mummified remains of four women hidden in a closet. As Quincy investigates, he uncovers a twisted scheme to collect their welfare checks postmortem. ()

Application of The QME Episode Laws

✅ Law 1 – Uncover Truth & Deliver Justice Quincy confronts the exploitation of the deceased and identifies one murder victim, ensuring the body is treated with respect and police pursue justice for the killer:contentReference[oaicite:1]{index=1}.

✅ Law 2 – Ethical & Social Issues The storyline exposes elder abuse and fraud within the welfare system—privileged individuals victimizing the vulnerable—highlighting systemic neglect.

✅ Law 3 – Sensitive Approach to Tragedy The episode handles the grim subject of mummified remains with restraint. The victims are dignified, their identities mourned, not trivialized, emphasizing Quincy’s moral stance.

✅ Law 4 – Scientific Accuracy Forensic emphasis is central: verifying death via dehydration, differentiating natural mummification from homicidal wounds, and analyzing skeletal fractures—all scientifically plausible.

Episode Synopsis

Soon after his girlfriend moves in, Quincy is summoned to a boarding house where tenants find mummified bodies behind a closet wall. One female was killed, while the others died naturally and were hidden illegally. Quincy scrutinizes the dehydration pattern and funeral fraud signs. He traces missing welfare payments and confronts the caretaker, who admits to killing one resident to avoid detection after the other deaths.

Quincy ensures the perpetrator is arrested and works to repatriate the victims’ remains, restoring dignity. He also pressures social services to reform oversight of elder care.

Plot Summary

A routine move-in escalates into a forensic horror story: Quincy’s expertise uncovers both murder and institutional exploitation, turning forgotten bodies into a crusade for systemic change.

Main Cast

  • **Jack Klugman** as Dr. R. Quincy
  • **Robert Ito** as Sam Fujiyama
  • **Garry Walberg** as Lt. Monahan
  • **Val Bisoglio** as Danny Tovo
  • **John S. Ragin** as Dr. Asten

Guest Cast

  • Joan Shawlee; Malcolm Atterbury; Kay E. Kuter; Ed Begley Jr.; Marj Dusay; Bibi Osterwald

Case File Summary

Victims: Four female boarders (aged 60–85) Cause of Deaths: One homicide by blunt trauma; others natural but concealed Forensic Evidence: Mummified tissue; death timing; missing welfare records Outcome: Caretaker arrested; welfare fraud exposed

Forensic Science Insight

  • Differentiates natural mummification from homicidal injuries
  • Examines bone fractures and soft tissue preservation
  • Uses welfare payment records as indirect forensic evidence
  • Highlights toxicological screening to confirm causes of death

Themes & Tropes

  • **Elder Abuse & Exploitation** – Victims are targeted due to vulnerability
  • **Funeral Fraud** – Illicit handling of the dead for financial gain
  • **Decaying Secrets** – Hidden bodies reveal systemic rot
  • **Forensic Pathology as Activism** – Quincy uses science to reform welfare oversight

Reception & Ratings

The episode is rated around 7.8/10 on Plex and Trakt:contentReference[oaicite:2]{index=2}. Rotten Tomatoes emphasizes its unsettling forensic premise and social critique:contentReference[oaicite:3]{index=3}.

Trivia

  • Ed Begley Jr. appears as a suspect—a rare early TV role.
  • One of the darkest boarding-house mysteries in the series, highlighting mummification rarely seen on network TV.

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